Death road, (I own the whole road!)
To my Evil Followers,
I am evilly writing to you about the job advertised on trade me, 12 June. I remove candy from babies hands. But no, no, no I do much more than that. If I see someone, anyone, I will get out my toxic gun my biggest-sharpest knife and my lava gun and get rid of them forever! But don't worry minions I won't get rid of you because I am the most evil evil-master. I can promise you an endless supply of bananas and anything else in the entire world whenever you want. You may come with me on missions whenever you want. I can command a whole army of minions at once silently. I have never failed a mission before and I am interested in all things evil, evil plots, evil gadgets and especially evil minions! I am always either planning for a mission, going on a mission or making evil gadgets or testing them. I love watching evil movies especially the ones I make of me going on secret missions. By the way I have a fake name to sound kind and innocent-Madeline Smiley and my real, evil name is : Grace Evil-Girl.
Your new evil master:Grace Evil-Girl